Here I am, back from my vacation. Well, I guess it was technically a vacation, even though it was a lot of work and I think I'm more rested now than I was during the actual vacation. Maybe I should reevaluate my definition of vacation... That aside, I returned from Ocean Shores*, WA with flat, round, smooth rocks lining my pockets, purse, bags, and glove box. Whenever I see a nice skipping rock, I have to pick it up. I can't pass up a good skipping rock. (Or can I not skip a nice passing rock?) The beach is a perfect place to find excellent skipping rocks. Thank you, erosion! Mindless hours of combing and perfecting my walking-barefoot-on-sand technique**, I ended up with a too-heavy plastic bag of rocks. Oh boy a bag o' rocks!! I'd pay it's weight in gold for such a fine bag of rocks. Well, if I had gold to spend willy-nilly, anyway.
Back at the body of water that wasn't fussy with waves (the canal), I set to work. I rolled my pants up, took the stance (think: kung-fu), and set to launching those rocks across the surface of the water.

Mmm...
My mother bought me a book called "The Art of Rock Skipping" by Norene Sandifer. It has some wonderful things to say about rock skipping. This lady gets me.
"Propelled by one single motion, the stone skips and soars-- for a few seconds defying mass and gravity-- before it inevitably falls back to Earth."
Skipping rocks is for sure one of my favorite hobbies. Broken into percentages, rock skipping is: 40% Fun, 23% Meditative, 2% Showing Off to Your Friends, and 35% Bonding with Nature. First you have to seek out the perfect stones. A couple inches in diameter, flat, and smooth. Some claim that triangular rocks work just as well as smooth rocks but I am not a believer. Oval and circle rocks all the way, friends. After your pockets are so heavy with rocks that they're threatening to pull your pants off, you're all set to begin skipping. I can spend hours skipping. It is the best form of meditation. (I almost typed "medication", but then I realized how appropriate that also is.)
So there I was, standing in the canal, waters warm from the sun, my rolled-up jeans soaking, my feet wedged into perfect divots of mud, poised to strike. Or, you know, skip.

Pew pew pew! I always want to give rock skipping photos laser sound effects.

Pow!

Blam!

This one is my favorite because you can actually see the stone...
I'd also like to point out that it is very difficult to snap a photo of yourself skipping rocks with no timer or tripod. I wore the camera around my neck and had to trust that I had focused it a moment before to get a decent photo. It was quite fun, though!
*Also known as HEY TOURISTS COME HERE AND SPEND YOUR LIFE SAVINGS ON SALTWATER TAFFY AND KITES.
**You know how penguins walk? Kind of waddle-y, back-and-forth? Yeah.
On an unrelated note, here's a photo of Jomo in my closet.

And my Dr. McNinja poster.